The Finger.

In my world, "giving me the finger" is a good thing. I'd happily suck your pinkie half the day if you'd let me. Calms me and gives me a chance to exercise my sucking muscles. I can make your finger tingle if you let me have it long enough. I'm not such a fan of the pacifier: too big, too plastic, falls out when I fall asleep. I'm a connoissuer of the flesh, no artificial ingredients on my palate. Just pure, organic, 100% fresh pinkie. Suck, suck, suck...