My Mommy

My Mommy is the greatest. She works 23.75 hours a day just to feed and sleep with me. That doesn't leave much time for anything else. She's already a champion nurser and has mastered the football hold, the cradle hold, the laying down feed, and even the she-sleeps-I-sleep-or-we-both-do-while-nursing "hold". I'm more or less in this position 16 hours a day.